- Balance a large bowl of salsa on the tops of your hands.
- Repeat lines from Silence of the Lambs in a creepy whisper.
- Turn and face the crowd instead of the door.
- Scratch your back like a grizzly bear on the button panel.
- Ask if anyone wants to hear your elevator pitch, then sing one long, high note.
- Remove only one shoe and hold it between your knees.
- Hum the Theme from Shaft until someone gets the irony.
- Pick up the emergency phone and just listen and nod nervously.
- Curl up in the fetal position and gently rock back and forth in the corner.
- Insist that there’s a 13th floor and you’re going to find it if it takes all day.
The point of this post is mainly to make you laugh. Though I must say that if you always do what everyone expects, life can get boring. Have a little fun today and see what happens.
Ha, at first I thought this was just going to be about farting. But this is way funnier. Number 4 and 10 are definitely my favorite.
4. I can picture a big burly guy groaning; oooh that feels so good;-)
5. Struck a chord with me. This one sounds like a fun one.
David, we all need a laugh now & then. Thanks for bringing it to us.
Haha, good stuff :o)
When I’m in a silly mood (every now and then) and the elevator is packed, I act as the elevator operator. “Third floor – ladies shoes and accessories” My husband and daughter used to cringe. Now they just pretend that they don’t know me.
Calmly mumble so everyone heres, “If I don’t get this bra off soon someone’s gonna die.”
Didn’t one of the Fembots say that in the Austen Powers movie?
I don’t know that but I know every women on the planet has thought it!
love!!